Meet The Crew

JetPack Galileo

Chief Rocket Scientist

 Astrophysicist. Adrenaline Junkie. The Champion of Heliocentrism and Father of Modern Science. Although he's not  as  smart  as  Rish  or  as  beautiful  as Brooks, Galileo is constantly winning championships in the leagues they play together. Most of his strategy is built around mapping out celestial bodies and calculating the movement patterns of constellations with his abacus.

    Galileo's greatest joy in life is to be known and loved by Jesus Christ, but probably 7th or 8th on that list of joys is the fact that he outbid Brooks in a wire-to-wire duel for rookie Saquon in their most recent dynasty startup draft.

   His genius is undeniable, his courage and integrity are undefeated, and his status as the Greatest Astronaut is undisputed.

Dr. Michael Risher

Podcast Host and Injury Specialist

  Michael "Rish" Risher was a Cornerback at Wheaton College. Once he graduated, he spent the summer going on a bike trip from San Francisco to Boston and worked at a sports performance gym in Chicago, Illinois, where he trained a variety of high school, college, and professional athletes. He is now a practicing chiropractor based out of Chicago. Part of his practice includes working with NFL athletes and players preparing for the NFL Draft.

    Rish's hobbies include CrossFit and sometimes CrossFit. He is a L-1 Crossfit Coach in Chicago when he is not dishing out fantasy advice or cracking backs. Everyone knows he is by far and away the best fantasy player out of the Astronauts. Rish is a huge Bears fan as well as an Anthony Miller apologist and definitely lets that bias show. The most important part of his life is his relationship with Christ.

Austin Brooks

Senior Film Analyst

 Although Outside Linebacker at Wheaton College, "Brooks" has played every defensive position from Free Safety to Nose Tackle and all offensive skill positions including Quarterback in high school. After undergrad, he worked at a Christian ministry in Norman, Oklahoma, while coaching as Defensive Coordinator at a local 6A high school. He then entered law school and is currently in his final year at Sandra Day O'Connor College of Law at Arizona State. When he graduates, he plans on becoming a criminal prosecutor.

    Brooks loves breaking down game film of college and pro teams. Hailing from Oklahoma, he has no true NFL team yet is a slight Chargers fan due to his love for Junior Seau, LaDainian Tomlinson, and Philip Rivers. He is proud that he fleeced  JetPack into overbidding in our auction league where he has never made playoffs in the league's existence and got CMC for $40 less than Saquon.

Astronaut Content Engineers

Kev White
Chief Operations
Rich Causier
Astronaut Resource
Systems Engineer
Parker McDonald
Mass Spectrometer
Nick Penticoff
Interstellar Utility
Shane Barrett
Manager of Rocket
Propulsion Lab
Alex Edwards
Cosmic Void
Matt Thornton
Life Support Systems
Neutrino Assembly
Nick Sarnelli
Intergalactic Expedition
Cristian Botello
Zach Zander
Lunar Mission
Joseph Herff
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